Tag: funny
member name: Jeff Harrison
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December 16, 2006 07:31 PM EST --
It seems like it is almost becoming one of the perpetual hot button issues of America, gay marriage. I have to admit I have not done excessive amounts of thought upon this issue but I think that I have . . . more
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December 29, 2006 10:40 PM EST --
“But officer, I have the papers for all of them, they are right here in the glove box...”
I didn't even get the chance to fully express that statement before I was torn from my car and . . . more
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December 19, 2006 06:35 PM EST --
It seems that I hit a touch of a nerve with the last God rant, so I guess that means that it is time for another one. I am not much for limiting my expression to things that can be said in good taste, . . . more
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December 30, 2006 08:21 AM EST --
There has been a lot of activity in recent weeks surrounding some astounding new discoveries in the Middle East. Much of the buzz was overshadowed by th recent conflicts between Lebanon and Israel, but . . . more
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December 29, 2006 10:46 PM EST --
At the conclusion of a long and arduous investigation a startling discovery about the secret agenda of the Bush administration has been found. For many years we have thought that the environmental plans . . . more
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February 06, 2007 11:06 PM EST --
What is this love crap anyway. People keep asking me Jeff, when are you going to fall in love, when are you going to find your one?
To hell with that noise.
I am not in search of this wondrous . . . more
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January 21, 2007 07:39 PM EST --
I was on a thread and went on a tear going after some neo-con dude, in prose no less! The end total was 22 haiku and 1 sonnet. Damn that was fun. I went on this morning to see if he responded . . . more
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June 02, 2007 04:28 AM EDT --
In a horrible twist of events Hollyweird socialite and accidental porn star Paris Hilton was shivved during lunch today.
"It was really odd, she was stabbed three times, and the first two all that . . . more
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June 02, 2007 04:06 PM EDT --
Dateline: Duluth, Minnesota
The historic Nor Shor theater which after many years of being run as a movie theater, and later movie theater/bar and now strip club (common referred to know as the Nor Whore), . . . more
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January 16, 2007 08:05 PM EST --
I was on the Internet a while back. Actually several years ago, and I was bored, at work, and surfing randomly on the nice fast work Internet connection. That was when I found one of the most entertaining . . . more
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February 01, 2007 06:53 PM EST --
Windows Vista was released the other day. By the standards of their previous operating systems they should have the bugs worked out of it by about the time the universe comes to a cataclysmic end. In the . . . more
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February 03, 2007 05:41 PM EST --
You really have to watch your back if you live in northern Minnesota, lest you catch the ire of the Scandinavian mafia. They are a very dangerous group, and they are everywhere. They have infiltrated every . . . more
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February 13, 2007 10:53 PM EST --
We were at work today and one of my coworkers was talking of teh horror that his wife had inadverttantlyu brought home from the store. What they were was these pull up potty training poants, and . . . more
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May 27, 2007 02:01 AM EDT --
This was a online commercial thing I put up on youtube and on my website spoofing the relationship between Mark Kennedy and Karl Rove.
Click here for video (opens in new window)
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January 06, 2007 04:19 PM EST --
Rudolph the radiation spewing reindeer
Had a very shiny nose!
and if you ever saw it....
You would burn down to your toes...
All of the other reindeer
got cancer and lost thier hair
because they pissed . . . more
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January 16, 2007 06:51 PM EST --
I have been curious about this for some time. I have comprehensive insurance on my car which basically means that if a tree falls on my car, or it gets destroyed by a hailstorm I am covered. I am also . . . more
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May 25, 2007 07:01 AM EDT --
Its that time of the week again, time for me to sit down and put together another 800 words of wisdom for what sometimes seems to be the wisdom impaired in the Duluth area. I am not trying to say . . . more
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December 30, 2006 07:12 PM EST --
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January 04, 2007 09:21 PM EST --
Hell, its not just a town in Michigan.
That would make a great tag line. Think of all of the tourism you could develop for the lonely little corner of Hell, Michigan. I am sure that a lot of people . . . more
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February 01, 2007 06:28 PM EST --
Ode to a pile of fuzz in my jeans pocket.
Oh pile of fuzz.
What were you?
Did you have an interesting life?
Before you went through the wash.
Now you are looking kind of blue,
things are no longer . . . more
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